exercuse

lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise

A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!

by Maloret December 10, 2007

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

by scmat June 23, 2021

exercuse

Cancelling plans because you're sore from the gym.

"Jim isn't coming skating because yesterday was leg day. What a horrible exercuse."

by Tchacha May 17, 2016

Exercuse

The reason why I didn’t exercise today

So what’s your exercuse today that you didn’t make it to the gym. Quinn

by Quinn7 August 14, 2022

Isometric Exercise

The act of stretching your calves on the window.

Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"

by xXGaLaXyXx July 16, 2018

towel exercise

the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel

used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"

by kwheezy February 25, 2008

exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word

by Saack August 9, 2008