Tourist: I've been here for a week in mid-July and it's only reached 58 degrees, and I haven't seen the sun once or got a clear view of the redwoods. I'm
sick of this darned jacket! When is it ever nice here?
Resident # 1: Here in Eureka it's
cold and foggy all summer
long, but if you like the sun, drive 30 minutes inland, where it's a toasty 100 degrees.
Resident # 2: When it reaches
75 in Eureka, our older residents die of heatstroke.