Erectifier

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.

I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

Get an erectifier!

I need to create some funky sounds!

Get an erectifier

I wonder what the name of this song was!

Get an erectifier!

by Fukaface! April 10, 2011

erectifying

adj.
As in giving one a boner; purely arousing.

Synonyms: Bonerific

That ginormous breasted woman is erectifying.

by Tommy Connors January 28, 2004

Erectified

combination of erection/erected and electrified
usually happens when a male gets an erection during hyperactiveness, or when something is so electrifying it gives you an erection.

"Holy shit! dude his penis is erectified"
"Man that made me erectified"
"That was soo f**cking erectifying!"

by Superant92 September 01, 2009

Erectify

v. A non sexual physiological reaction that causes an erection.

Kevin was so erectifyed by the Patriots win over the Colts that he couldn't stand up.

by Kevin Holland November 18, 2007

Erectified

When you didn’t finish the blowing you started the night before.

Husband: When I tried to get you to blow me last night, you were so coked up you wouldn’t shut up long enough for me to stick my dick in your mouth. The situation needs to be erectified.

by Speak1074 September 15, 2021

Erectify

To enlarge or straighten

The man had to Erectify his saddened emotions.

by Pianojedi April 08, 2022

erectify

To fix an issue regarding a boner (or lack thereof).

Having a hot chick merely put her clothes back on most-definitely does **not** generally erectify Mr. Happy's excited "standing at attention" status, since his enthusiastically-aroused owner is totally aware dat said luscious looker's delectable flesh is still present underneath said concealing garments. About da only thing dat might fairly-speedily "deflate" said eager stud's huge engorgement would be if da gal used her hands and/or lips to manually "relieve da pressure" inside said fellow's guy-junk; da prob wif dat method, of course, is dat then said desirous dude might not be able to "get it up again" when da lady was actually "ready for him", and so only time and further making out wif said voluptuous female would "erectify" said lack of performance.

by QuacksO December 01, 2024