English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

English muffin

A British girl with a very loose vagina

Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar

Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.

by Mo-nica May 4, 2019

english muffin

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

English Muffin

1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.

"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."

by Kitty KT February 13, 2006

English Muffin

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".

by ednamillion October 3, 2011

english muffin

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.

T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!

by T-Head May 21, 2008

English Muffin

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.

Tom Gates is an English Muffin

by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010