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Edsen

A friend that in indeed very asian.
He’s such an Edsen.
by Jordyr1 January 12, 2023
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Edsen

Edsen is a wuhan virus maker
by I'm a veryas stupid January 13, 2023
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Edsen

When you are getting head you leave a skid mark on the object in which you were sitting on
The guy I have head to last night did an edsen and now my sheets are ruined
by Wilsonthecat331 February 2, 2025
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Edgenuity

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.
"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.
by just a tortured student February 6, 2019
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Edgenuity

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.
"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."
by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020
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edgenuity

The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.
"Do these Edgenuity lessons for homework."

"FUCKING GOD DAMN IT."
by PLAYERLXIV May 8, 2018
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edgenuity

hell disguised as a website for school.
you've never seen suffering until you've seen edgenuity
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