Doosch

Someone so beyond "understanding" the real meaning you can actually hear the wind woosching through or over their head. Person needs handed their ID10T form.

That dude is driving a pimped out Escalade with a "What Would Buddha Do Sticker." - Buddha wouldn't drive an Escalade - Doosch!

by RealWhirled October 21, 2010

doosch sniffer

a person who is gay, has no friends and is a scrubber, and poser

Eddy Amato, who goes to south orange town middle school, is in the 6th grade and is mr.Spiegelmane class

by tally wacker March 26, 2003

doosch hole

Another name for a cunt.

She just got punched in her doosch hole!!!

by J~Rob December 11, 2008

Domschot

The German word for “Pretentious Douche”

I really can’t stand him, he’s a total Domschot

by JJTheDude May 25, 2019

Doosh waste

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

Dooch

A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.

That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!

by Otee June 19, 2019