Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"
by dboogie9 April 1, 2015

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 19, 2019

When you wear very uncomfortable pants that make you penis fold or bend, or inexplicably you piss in random directions missing the seat entirely
by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020

When you get an erection and lay down then you ejaculate and it looks like a dolphin squirting out water.
by Fucking Light December 6, 2013

When you already have fish dick and have sex with someone after that. A really smelly dick. Easier to obtain if uncircumcised.
Friend #1: Man, I can't wait to get home from Coachella and shower. Fucking that hippie chick on Friday night gave me fish dick and then fucking the raver girl Sunday turned it into Dolphin dick.
Friend #2: Just be happy she didn't let you stick it in her butt, then you'd have Orca dick.
Ex: 2
Friend #1: What have you been doing in here, it smells like Dolphin Dick?
Friend #2: Oh my bad I just boned smelly Shelly 15 minutes before you came over.
Friend #2: Just be happy she didn't let you stick it in her butt, then you'd have Orca dick.
Ex: 2
Friend #1: What have you been doing in here, it smells like Dolphin Dick?
Friend #2: Oh my bad I just boned smelly Shelly 15 minutes before you came over.
by GucciMan March 17, 2012

by coolstraitguy August 16, 2018
