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Djon

Danish humor, see www.djon.dk
Djon: "Kan ikke opleves, det skal forklares"
by Djon September 8, 2003
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Dj on the dance floor

While dancing on the dance floor at a night club; start grinding with a girl, then have one hand covering you ear (mimicking a Dj who has their head phone on), subsequently, the other hand finger banging her vagina. All these movements should be in one smooth motion and synchronized with the music beats.
Bro A: where were you? we were looking for you
Bro B: I am exhausted, I was a Dj on the dance floor!
by kingsumc February 19, 2017
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DJonics

Pronunciation - "Dee-John-ix"

The term coined for a made up word that is effectively created by the apparent lack of knowledge by the speaker (specifically a radio DJ). This disheartening phenomenon has a high rate of occurrence during the World's Largest Trivia Contest hosted by 90FM in Stevens Point Wisconsin.
SadDJ: "...while floating in milk, 'devarro' another square.."
TriviaPlayer1: "wait, what? Did that dude just say 'devarro' instead of devour?"
TriviaPlayer2: "yeah buddy, horrible case of djonics, I hope he does better"
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Bad DJ: "The answer to question 1 in hour 43 is A-B-B-A"
TriviaPlayer1: "Aw hell no, does this guy NOT know who ABBA is and spelled their name instead?"
TriviaPlayer2: "Yes, this is an example of inexperienced djonics, he has no idea who ABBA is.
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ConfusedDJ: "In the anals of punkadalia..."
TriviaPlayer1: "Nooope, Nope, I swear to God he meant to say 'annals' and just doesn't know how to read"
TriviaPlayer2: "Best example of djonics EVER"
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by bestgreenknight April 23, 2017
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Djongo

Every group has one: a tall, lanky boy who is not Jewish and not a Mongo, yet everyone finds it amusing to call him Djongo for pure shits and gigs
"No, Djongo! To the castle!"

"I don't like Mr Djongo, I miss being Klom"
by Captain McShagr August 28, 2015
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Djonae

Djonae- a girl that laughs at her own jokes,(bc shes madd funny)and has a minor addiction to Takis.

And that's on PERIOTTTTT💅
Djonae is not pronounced de-joe-no, it's dee-john-nay🤦
by Takis4life October 19, 2019
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djonkoh

Pronounced John-ko (with the "o" in John as short as possible).
Dutch-Suriname slang for a spliff.
Eei Boy paas mij die djonkoh!

(Hey son pass me tha spliff!)
by Bill Gate$ April 12, 2009
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I DJ on the weekends

I DJ on the weekends

A cool way to say you don't do anything important. During a conversation, when a person asks the other what they do, and that other person does't really do anything, they don't want to say they do nothing and not appear interesting to the other individual. By saying they DJ on the weekends, it makes them seem interesting and more fun to hang out with.

People add this phrase under hobbies for their myspace/facebook pages to seem interesting.
Dave: So John, what do you do?

John: I DJ on the weekends.

Dave: Really? That's awesome!
by Hip_Hop_Anonymous July 2, 2011
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