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Djon by Djon September 8, 2003
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Dj on the dance floor 

While dancing on the dance floor at a night club; start grinding with a girl, then have one hand covering you ear (mimicking a Dj who has their head phone on), subsequently, the other hand finger banging her vagina. All these movements should be in one smooth motion and synchronized with the music beats.
Bro A: where were you? we were looking for you
Bro B: I am exhausted, I was a Dj on the dance floor!
Dj on the dance floor by kingsumc February 19, 2017
Related Words
djone Djonae Djon DJone’d Djonga Djongo DJonics Djonie djonker djonko
Pronunciation - "Dee-John-ix"

The term coined for a made up word that is effectively created by the apparent lack of knowledge by the speaker (specifically a radio DJ). This disheartening phenomenon has a high rate of occurrence during the World's Largest Trivia Contest hosted by 90FM in Stevens Point Wisconsin.
SadDJ: "...while floating in milk, 'devarro' another square.."
TriviaPlayer1: "wait, what? Did that dude just say 'devarro' instead of devour?"
TriviaPlayer2: "yeah buddy, horrible case of djonics, I hope he does better"
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Bad DJ: "The answer to question 1 in hour 43 is A-B-B-A"
TriviaPlayer1: "Aw hell no, does this guy NOT know who ABBA is and spelled their name instead?"
TriviaPlayer2: "Yes, this is an example of inexperienced djonics, he has no idea who ABBA is.
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ConfusedDJ: "In the anals of punkadalia..."
TriviaPlayer1: "Nooope, Nope, I swear to God he meant to say 'annals' and just doesn't know how to read"
TriviaPlayer2: "Best example of djonics EVER"
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DJonics by bestgreenknight April 23, 2017
Every group has one: a tall, lanky boy who is not Jewish and not a Mongo, yet everyone finds it amusing to call him Djongo for pure shits and gigs
"No, Djongo! To the castle!"

"I don't like Mr Djongo, I miss being Klom"
Djongo by Captain McShagr August 28, 2015
Djonae- a girl that laughs at her own jokes,(bc shes madd funny)and has a minor addiction to Takis.

And that's on PERIOTTTTT💅
Djonae is not pronounced de-joe-no, it's dee-john-nay🤦
Djonae by Takis4life October 19, 2019
Pronounced John-ko (with the "o" in John as short as possible).
Dutch-Suriname slang for a spliff.
Eei Boy paas mij die djonkoh!

(Hey son pass me tha spliff!)
djonkoh by Bill Gate$ April 12, 2009

I DJ on the weekends 

I DJ on the weekends

A cool way to say you don't do anything important. During a conversation, when a person asks the other what they do, and that other person does't really do anything, they don't want to say they do nothing and not appear interesting to the other individual. By saying they DJ on the weekends, it makes them seem interesting and more fun to hang out with.

People add this phrase under hobbies for their myspace/facebook pages to seem interesting.
Dave: So John, what do you do?

John: I DJ on the weekends.

Dave: Really? That's awesome!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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