Stands for "Douche in a Buick", but refers to anyone driving 5-15 mph UNDER the posted speed limit. However, studies show that 99.9% of the time these idiots are in a Buick.
Lady: "Are you almost home?"
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."
by fortysixandtwo March 10, 2007
Connor: "McDonald's is a place where filthy, disgusting people work."
Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"
Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."
Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"
Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."
by Mere Scraps August 03, 2009
The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"
by Alisson June 03, 2007
The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.
dibs on definition 1
by Jon Reed November 20, 2006
A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.
by Matt I February 11, 2005
by dylan159 March 28, 2019