An excellent 1st class courier company that can be blamed for the
non arrival of purchased goods anywhere around the world. DHL can also be blamed by anyone who has lied and said they sent you a Christmas present which
will never arrive. Also birthdays, or any gift giving occasion you haven't been arsed with can be blamed on DHL.
'I can't believe you still
haven't received the present I got you. It's been 6 months already.
Never using DHL again!!'
'Honestly don't worry about it. You didn't know DHL stands for Damaged, Held or
Lost.'