/dil/ · /dēl/
noun
-A common bastardization of the word "deal", most commonly used in the U.S. south, describing any possessive noun that can be pronounced either : /dil/ (as in "dill pickle") or /dēl/, or an in-between variation of the two.
The word (deal) is commonly used as a 'cop-out' for when the speaker has a 'blank' in the middle of their sentence, and uses the word as a replacement/alternative to the originally intended to use word, that in its modern day language has taken on it's own definition.
noun
-A common bastardization of the word "deal", most commonly used in the U.S. south, describing any possessive noun that can be pronounced either : /dil/ (as in "dill pickle") or /dēl/, or an in-between variation of the two.
The word (deal) is commonly used as a 'cop-out' for when the speaker has a 'blank' in the middle of their sentence, and uses the word as a replacement/alternative to the originally intended to use word, that in its modern day language has taken on it's own definition.
Michelle : Oh, Micheal! I see ya've lost your *points at name-tag* uhhh-uhhh, deal.
Micheal : Ah! sure’nuff, there's my name-tag, right o'er there.
Micheal : Ah! sure’nuff, there's my name-tag, right o'er there.
by Nagragatzi November 9, 2023
Get the Dealmug. "Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"You know she has herpes, right?"
"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."
"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"
"Huh?"
"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"
"Thanks for the support, bro."
"Yeah, Why?"
"You know she has herpes, right?"
"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."
"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"
"Huh?"
"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"
"Thanks for the support, bro."
by The Chuckle Monster March 5, 2009
Get the Dealmug. by Anonymous February 26, 2003
Get the Dealmug. by The Duke of Deal October 28, 2011
Get the Dealmug. 1) They made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.
2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.
3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!
2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.
3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005
Get the Dealmug. 
n. - a universal word that can be substituted for absolutely any noun in the english language.
v. - "doing the deal" refers to the act of rooting or having sexual intercourse
v. - "doing the deal" refers to the act of rooting or having sexual intercourse
Will you hand me the deal out of the freezer?
Baby, how about me and you go back to my place and do the deal??
Baby, how about me and you go back to my place and do the deal??
by g211 June 3, 2010
Get the Dealmug.