Cuetch

When your girl is a cute couch potato

"I look like a couch potato"
"Yeah but you're Cuetch"

by Couchpotatoqueen January 3, 2019

cuntchunder

the initial blobbing gush of monthly ragu juice produced by the female of the species

...me cuntchunder is overdue....

....oh am having a heavy cuntchunder today.....

erh that pasta sauce taste like cuntchunder

by clavecin1716 August 28, 2010

Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Cuntchops

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

by Darren July 4, 2004

Cuntchi-Munchi

When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.

Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!

by The Riddler 2016 March 19, 2016

Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

chetching

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006