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Crumlets

Small tiny dirty particles that makes u disgusted
Ew this place has too many crumlets. It is so crumletty.
by Cabincrew August 19, 2024
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crumpetsnatch

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."
by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017
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Bloody Crumpets

The Bloody Crumpets are Emilie Autumn's brigade of backing dancers/singers and the rest of the Asylum (not counting Emilie and the Muffins/Plague Rats/fans). This troupe of girls give her live shows (famous for their muffins and tea, extravagant performances, electric violin playing, glittery corsets and audience interaction), even more of a circus-like feel. Not only backing dancers and singers, the Crumpets have a very big part in the Asylum, co-existing happily among Emilie and fans, and many of the fans attend the live show to see them as well as Emilie - in fact, many of her fans are fans of the Crumpets as well and members of Veronica's Kissing Army, Contessa's Cannibal Tribe, Captain Maggot's Pyrate Crew, etc.

As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
The best things about Emilie Autumn concerts are her amazing songs, the effort put into it, and of course, the Bloody Crumpets.
by misspipedream April 24, 2011
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Tuna Crumpets

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.
Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009
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Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.
Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."
by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020
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butt crumpets

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.
by jam13 September 14, 2006
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Crumpets with the Queen

The act of engaging in anal sex while there is a Corgi watching.
When the dog walked into the room, gay sex turned into crumpets with the queen.
by Aschnied August 22, 2012
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