coldfish

Female sexual partner who remains 'unactive' during lovemaking, physically cold & non-responsive.

Making love with her is no fun at all.She doesn't move or interact at all.She's a coldfish !

by Ref . A December 19, 2007

Coldfish

Noun:A person who is obviously lying about their sexual orientation.

Verb:Lying about your sexual orientation.

Coldfish“What’s that about Dave saying he’s phe’s just being a coldfish.”

Coldfishing“Hey man, it’s okay if you’re gay, just stop coldfishing.”

by YCSD January 10, 2018

codfish

A woman whose vagina smells very bad

I ran off her bed. She's a stinking codfish.

by etzelet September 8, 2010

Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.

Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!

by Furgieman April 7, 2016

Codfish

When you're constantly being salty towards your friends, you can be considered a codfish.

Rita is a codfish.

by Lmaocams July 10, 2020

hot fish cold fish

The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.

Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited?

Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.

Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.

by Vincent84 October 5, 2009

cold fish

A sex partner who is either not receptive, or not providing any emotional or physical feedback during copulation.

Perhaps something was on his mind, but the cold fish watched while I did all the work.

by David Chen December 14, 2003