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Cocksweats

The cocksweats is a non life threatening immediate reaction to seeing or looking at the body, waistline. Or cock of a JB or bowser. It's When a girls mouth waters her vagina gets super wet and she starts to sweat. This reaction will continue until she gets the D or touches herself where she pees. Some men might get the cocksweats from looking at a JB cause a JB is just that sexy.. So sexy even your great grandmother has gotten the cocksweats.
Damn bro look at stephanie having a massive cocksweats episode she is so wet down there an her mouth is soaked
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cockswat

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.
My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.
by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009
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Cocksmeat Sandvich

1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.
Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"
by ackid82 March 19, 2010
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cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.
Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)
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cockweasel

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.
"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"
by adolf hitler December 11, 2003
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cockswatch

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.
Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.
by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004
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cocksheath

An insult used to infer a woman is nothing more than a place to house a penis.
Damn, your sister is nothing more than a glorified cocksheath.
by will buck September 16, 2003
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