Cockforce

The rating of which your cock's strength in terms of penetration and wall smashing is given.
Ratings go from 1 to 10, 1 being the weakest, 10 the strongest.

Jack: What's your Cockforce?
Matt Barnett: Mine's a 7. Smashed down a wall and fucked my girlfriend with this badboy just yesterday.
Jack: Steve says his Cockforce is 9.8, lying fuck.

by PCG12 August 25, 2009

Putting out a Cockfire

When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.

The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".

by AnkleSpankerTubeSteak August 17, 2009

cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

Cockfosters

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line

London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"

by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011

Cockfor

A terrible stench and a way to make your friends look silly.

Me: It's smells like cockfor in here.

Friend: What's cockfor?

Me: Having sex.

by TwentyFiveToLife March 10, 2011

cock force

The opposite of cock blocking; To somehow put a guy in a position where he has to freak/dance/have sex etc. with an unattractive female

If I introduced you to an ugly chick even after you told me explicitly that you feel that she is ugly, i have cock forced you

by Your mom 123 March 16, 2008

Cockface Motherfucker

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.

"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"

by TheBossB March 1, 2015