Cock Eyed

A person who cant see straight.

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.

by Matoman February 19, 2017

Cock Eyed

when a woman loves cock so much she can't take her eyes off it.

wow man that bitch is cock eyed!

holey shit she hasn't stopped looking at it sinse I got here, she be cock eyed mother fucker!

by bollateck June 1, 2011

cock eyed

When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.

Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.

by Dat Blood July 29, 2008

cock-eyed

1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

by Mr. Slicerz October 16, 2005

cock-eyed

When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.

I cock-eyed your mom last night

by NowThatsQualityTV August 3, 2009

Cock-eyed.

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

by Kayaluki!!! September 5, 2009

cock eyed

A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.

Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?

by Jason "godzilla dong" M December 22, 2008