clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

by kam75xx January 2, 2021

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

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by rosignol May 17, 2005

clobber

Noun. Clothes and personal belongings

Gonna get me some new clobber.

by KrishnaBoy December 1, 2003

clobber

To get struck with great force.

"his car got clobbered by a freight train".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Clobber

Clothing or work wear ( Australian slang)

It's too hot to get about in that clobber!

by Mrsmaczzz March 16, 2018

Clobbered

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."

by Haent August 14, 2009