Claquer

(verb) French for :

1. Slam (a door).
2. Kick the bucket.
3. Spend or waste (huge amounts of money).

1. Slam the door shut :

- So what's up with Josh ?

- Dunno. Last thing I heard before he left, he was yelling his head off. Kind of a way to "claquer la porte".
- Shoot - Jodie must really have déconner, this time.

2. Kick the bucket :

From an advertisement for internet access to elderly people :

- "Les vieux, 'faut que ça clique, ou 'faut que ça claque !"
(= "Old people : click it, or kick it !")

3. Spend money :

Shit, man : that dude over there : he's busy "claquer" his cash like there's no tomorrow !

by Blues Buster January 22, 2010

Caqueria

A crappy taqueria, where the food tastes like caca.

That taqueria tastes like shit it's more like a caqueria.

by MaxJohnson415 March 17, 2017

clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.

Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.

by Downstrike October 6, 2005

Claqué au sol

"Claqué au sol" is basically the french expression for "really bad", "nasty" or anything else -- or even someone for those who like to make fun of people -- that really sucks.

Example 1 : Ton portable est claqué au sol, il bug tout le temps ! = Your phone sucks, it always bugs !

Example 2 : Ta danse était claquée au sol ! = Your dance was really bad !

by skittle35136 March 2, 2023

face à claques

French term. Type of face that you just want to slap because it is goofy or ugly.

Ted Cruz has a "face à claques"

by Mighty Simba March 15, 2018

clauer

a guy who likes fake bitches

that guy is such a clauer he thinks that girl is hot

by Berticus the polar bear February 23, 2010

Claque

Someone who can fit in with almost any clique. As opposed to someone who is awkward outside of their group of friends.

All of us here, we come from different groups, and we can go anywhere. We're all claque's.

by zack12179 November 1, 2010