Churro's and a Bj

When something is extremely over priced.

"How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"

"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."

by Thatnippled Shaniqua October 25, 2011

Churro Salad

Eating a churro out of someone's anus after it has been inserted up inside.

Female: Hey sexy, you want a churro salad?

by bluetubeodyssey January 9, 2012

wet churro slap

the act of slapping some ones face with your dick while jizzing or pissing at the same time.

my grandpa loves getting wet churro slaps.

by itty bitty nipple guy July 30, 2012

Churro Sundae

Licking whipped cream out of someone's asshole.

I gave Tara a real nice Churro Sundae last night.

by Errant Joy July 23, 2019

Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.

Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

by SC Locin' August 23, 2014

Salty Churro

A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.

After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.

Or

Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".

Or

After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.

by saltychurro March 7, 2013

Surprise Churro

When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.

Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.

I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.

by WSUPDEN July 31, 2009