Chong

Abbreviation, Verb.

Abbr. choke the dong

To squeeze the head of the penis very hard, esp as a part of masturbation.

Tim was having a great time whilst Alice gave him a chong.

by WhatsAppWrangler September 16, 2014

chong

smoking weed... that's it

eric: hey yo what're guys going right now
hyde: we're chonging in the basement

by uterusboy March 1, 2018

chong

It's kinda like my dong, but it comes outa your forehead like a banana.

Dude your chong is showing.

by George Albert February 28, 2004

chong

To hit a male in the genitals by purpose or accident.

The third base coach wasn't paying attention and he got chonged by a hard line drive.

by Rudy Botka July 21, 2005

chong

a peanut wearing a top hat

mr. peanut is the ultimate chong.

by gamlost December 31, 2007

chong

to smell really really bad

man #1 - o god, ryan chongs man
man #2 - yer i know he smells lke a wet dog, that someone just threw up on whilst taking a shit

by phoenix fitch August 5, 2007

chong

This word is a verb. To poop.

Dude, I need to take a wicked chong.

Oh man, I totally chonged in my pants just now.

by The Noble Marmot January 21, 2005