Chimpstan

A name given to a person who is always on monkey business.

We came up with the name Chimpstan for our friend Tristan months ago. We forgot why.

by The best definition inventor April 28, 2020

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018

Chimpanigger

Portmanteau of Chimpanzee and Nigger. Chimpanzees are extremely violent, and very promiscuous, just like niggers. Niggers are also prone to violent outbursts, known as chimping out". Therefore a nigger in the middle of a chimp out may be described as a chimpanigger.

Chimpaniggers were on the news again last night. They stabbed a teenager in Brixton, shot someone in Streatham High Street and violently raped at least 30 human women.

by TNBSpotter May 28, 2011

chimptard

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

by summix May 8, 2008

Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

chimpanzeed

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee

Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.

by Yyachub May 13, 2008