Cactus ass

A really good, genuine, and real person

Hey man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass

by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019

cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.

by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010

Cactus Ass

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.

Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!

by Rat Brown May 29, 2011

Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016

cactus ass

When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.

Omg Becky, I totally have cactus ass.

by Firekrackerinmybutt September 5, 2017

cactus ass

One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass.

Damn go shave that cactus ass!
or
get the fuck outta my bed ya cactus ass muthafucka!

by patty bullet June 24, 2006

cactus ass bitch

When you pnly shave your butthole once a week and complain about it non-stop.

Stop being a cactus ass bitch and take care of yourself for once, Karen!

by everyrhingistaken January 2, 2020