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cankle(s)

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A swelling of the ankle and lower calf so as to obliterate the normal tapered boundary between the two. While it may be simply be deposition of adipose tissue (fat), or even excessive standing, in some cases the cankle may represent a symptom of kidney disease or even congestive heart failure, in that the swelling could be caused by excessive fluid retention in the lower leg which the failing heart is unable to pump uphill or the kidneys are unable to excrete into the urine.

While the term is ordinarily used in a sexist manner to insult a woman's beauty, cankles may represent more than a mere cosmetic problem, but actually a dangerous situation calling for evfaluation by a physician.
The middle-aged woman was so ashamed of her cankle(s) that she had long worn long dresses to obscure them but, later, only after she had been hospitalized with severe kidney and heart disease, did her family realize that the cankle(s) were an early sign of her illness.
by Dr Whosis October 12, 2009
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Cackle-smacker

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marijauna, pertaining to a joint or doob.
"roll up, n spark a cackle-smacker"
by Danny Cadotte August 3, 2006
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Cackle Spackle

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The debris propelled from one's mouth upon bursting into laughter.
Don't make someone laugh after they eat a handful of peanuts, otherwise you will feel the force of their cackle spackle.
by Da Moustafocka January 9, 2010
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Cankle(s)

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Damn sis you got some cankle(s)for days; that's why your feet don't fit in those heels
by Ili Castro January 24, 2019
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skank cackle

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The noise made by undesirable or worn out women when complaining.
The meth whore from down the street was on one today.....I could hear her skank cackle three blocks away.
by Vera Chainsaw August 12, 2021
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clackle sauce

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A condiment. Can also be used as a sexual lubricant, art supply, weak adhesive, vitamin supplement, and baking soda substitute.

Has a tangy, vibrant taste. Is dark green in color. Can be found at your local Rosauers, if you ask for it specifically.

In 1986 there was controversy as to whether it should be banned in several European countries due to mild hallucinogenic properties. However the scientists had confused clackle sauce with an unrelated substance by the same name and interest in the sauce eventually subsided. Clackle sauce remains legal throughout Europe.
Clackle sauce is used in many popular food products including the children-oriented cereal 'Clackle Pops' and several brands of clackle flavored chips.

It is also a main ingredient in many whole wheat breads.
by ClackleFriends February 2, 2009
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cockle snap

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A phrase designed to express anger in a moment where other words will just not do.
B: Dude, I banged your sister last night. On your bed.

E: COCKLE SNAP!
by John Elmo June 20, 2006
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