COULTERED

To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.

Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."

Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"

by The Mat January 25, 2010

Coulterism

Data that has been deliberately misrepresented or completely fabricated in order to support and otherwise unsupportable partisan position.

Dan's report on the impact of the housing development on the wetlands was so filled with coulterisms that we were not surprised to discover he was on the developer's payroll.

by elmer January 5, 2004

Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.

That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!

by Noir November 16, 2006

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Coulterism is a key philosophy of the neo-nazis.

by Kenny McCor July 22, 2006

coulter

verb: to throw up a little in one's own mouth

noun: also, the sound accompanying that action

origin: reference to political commentator and right-wing author Ann Coulter. Specifically, the reaction the average person has to hearing her speak or seeing her in a short dress.

Even joking about having sex with Rush Limbaugh makes me coulter.

by CodeNameReservoir February 25, 2009

coulter

Verb. used when you intentionally say something that you know is either wrong or extremely fucked up to piss somebody off.

Way to coulter that one ya fucking dickhole!

by thersalwysnxtyr January 9, 2009

coulter

noun. A book or an op-ed that is rife with distortions, falsehoods, or plagiarized passages

Derived from Republicunt "pundit" Ann Coulter's notoriously irresponsible attempts at scholarship.

Did you read the latest coulter in the Washington Times? What a load of crap!

by Hudge September 9, 2008