Chairs

noun; code word for pornography. Used to keep people from knowing your a porn perv.

Hey man! i watched some awesome chairs yesterday!!
I caught my grandpa watching some chairs last night!
Hey mom, uhh i was just looking at chairs.

by GGGAAUU March 3, 2008

chairs up

A phrase used for the wrapping up of an event or program where everyone in the platform has been on the same page, with the intent of having some routine followup for the greater good.

Great job with our weekly planning meeting you guys. See you next week. Chairs up!

by sbg3 May 2, 2018

chairs might

cheers mate in aussie

-I bought you a drink
=chairs might

by baalbaking58 April 18, 2020

Chairs Mart

An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.

You: Did you bring a beer for me too?
Your Mate: Yeah, Of course.
You: aw, "Chairs Mart"

by VonRuss May 24, 2021

chairs.for.bow

A tiktoker who approves every video they see, THEY STARTED SAYING FLIRTS IN COMMENT SECTIONS.

Friend: did you see chairs.for.bows repost on that cool edit?

Me: the one that said "I must be in heaven cause your a darn angel"?

Friend: yeah!

by Me.andyou February 19, 2023

Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.

You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

by Kompress0r September 26, 2020

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008