CDAME

Comically Develop A Massive Erection.
The result of an untimely and humorous flow of blood to the penis, causing it to become inappropriately erect.

Edwin began to CDAME as he stared at the dwarfish girl with glasses in his math textbook. Unfortunately just as he pitched a tent, Ms. Wiggleswurth called him to the front to do problem #34 on the board.

by Villenholma Hoybergeson November 15, 2004

Christie Camel Toe

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

hung like a camel

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.

Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.

by A-RabMan April 22, 2016

Camellama

Camellama- a hybrid that is a result of the unfortunate event of a camel and llama meeting outside of a bouncy house; this animal is attracted to lower intellect organisms... particularly those from San Diego; naturally a talented cook camellamas make the best baked beans in the world.

I stumbled across a camellama today and I think I'm in love. She would put Bushes' Baked Beans to shame!

by hondagal December 16, 2011

Camel Toad

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.

Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.

by Blippee July 12, 2023

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.

"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022

The boys came thru

When the boys come thru with a promise

The Boys came thru scenario:
Black Person 1: Aye mah boi, where’s that kiss you promised me?
White Person 1: *Kneels down and raises

fist*
Black Person 1: What are you doing?
White Person: Nuthin’
Black Person 1: Aight, so you gon give me the kiss or what?
White Person: Yeah for sure *Big Fat kiss*

by Max Mool on YT October 21, 2020