Buzzert

someone who is extremely corny, obnoxious, or bothersome. It's a playful way of calling out a person who irritates you with their behavior, often in a rude or ridiculous manner. The word is sometimes associated with individuals who are fake or phony, similar to the term "fugazi" (which means something false or counterfeit). Essentially, a "buzzert" is the type of person who just annoys you to the point where their presence bothers you deeply.
A buster if you will

Rockin that fake behind chain saying he's hard. Such a buzzert

That dude at the gas station is such a buzzert. Won't stop hollering at me

by WizWudderIce January 29, 2025

The buzzer

Makes worth less posts all day long at work.

Dude don't click on the thread, its the buzzer.

by nogoodman10555 November 6, 2009

Buzzer bombing

Buzzer bombing is a common practice at apartment buildings where a visitor presses every button on the intercom system until someone lets them in.

"Dude, Frank ain't buzzing me in!"
"Bro, why aren't you just buzzer bombing the entire building? Someone will letchu in!"

by ButterflyMX July 21, 2022

Joy Buzzer

The vibrating sensation you get when the person you are sodomizing farts across your penis.

"Putting up with the smell was well worth it to get to experience that wonderful Joy Buzzer across my dong!"

by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

Buzzer-Beater

After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)

Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo

by buzzer_beater June 18, 2013

Buzzerbeater

In basketball, a shot players take with the time running out. It's usually a "hey, maybe the luck turns to me" shot but they might also decide the winner. Of course, most of the buzzerbeaters miss, because they're very difficult. The most famous buzzerbeaters are loooong range 3-pointers that go in, again, usually with some help of luck. By the way: the ball must be released from a player's hands before the buzzer sounds.

(real situation, youtube it)
(crowd): BEAT L.A., BEAT L.A....
Lakers inbound it, Kobe Bryant comes from under the basket, catches the ball on the 3-point line and shoots the ball which hits nothing but net.

the reporter: Whoooo! Are you kidding me? A buzzerbeater by Kobe and the Lakers win this one in double OT...

by blazh24 November 26, 2009

Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.

Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.

by DLE101 February 20, 2010