bumsuck

To heavily drool on the end of a cigerette, most possibly one you are sharing with a friend or work coleage

"OMFG!! Oh my fucking God, Poppy! Look how much you've bumsucked it! Your skanking me! Your skanking me, mate! You've gotta pay me back for all of that! That's 17p please! You're twisting my melons, man!! Look how much you've bumsucked it. Quit skanking me!"

by Armadillo April 26, 2005

Bumsuck

To leave large passionate hickey's inside another males rectum.

Wow Kenny bumsucked the fuck out of me last night I can't even walk.

by gustebeast October 8, 2018

bumsuck

To have fellatio performed on oneself by a person or persons lacking in permenent residence.

Hobo Harry had to perform bumsuck on Dangerous Dan in order to obtain the vial of crack cocaine.

by Buttson June 1, 2006

bumsuck

to be a Suck up or arse licker

u my friend are a ubmsuck

by greeny May 30, 2004

bumfuck nowhere

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

Bumfuckistan

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

bumfuck nowhere

Ingomar, Montana

Man, I don't know how Boots lives in Ingomar, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere...

by ZombieDawgs July 25, 2018