brose

Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder.

Not to be confused with broetry.

Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.

by CowManCheeseBall March 9, 2014

Brose

Similar to any form of prose, but directly or tangentially related to bros.

Yo did you read that new Tucker Max book? Some of the best brose I've read in a while.

by bmic March 27, 2013

Brose

Pointing your fingers at the camera (like a gang sign) when your picture is taken. Originated by Brian Browe, but now every one of his friends do it without the understanding of how stupid it looks.

Did you see the latest pics on facebook of Brian's Christmas party, everyone was doing a brose, what a bunch of tards!

by gunner1 December 21, 2009

Brose

A brose is a rose you give to your best bro.
Usually given on a bro date to show your affection to your best bro.

The plural form would be Broses.

Bro: Hey...bro, wanna go to dinner at this sick restraunt i just heard of, and then catch a movie after?

Best Bro: Yeah for sure bro! Sound brotastic!

Bro: Alright bro, Im gonna stop by the florist and pick up some Broses for my best bro!

by Tommy Gatewood October 21, 2009

Brose

A type of flower you gift to your bro

"I got my buddy Tyler a bouquet of Broses to Valentine's Day"

by TheBKcrown March 5, 2017

Brose

A Mexican that can't do shit and acts like a heartless bitch who doesn't even care after a breakup. Says he is good at overwatch but honestly trash! Watermelon? HAHAHAHA

Hey Brose! how is going with watermelon!! HAHA!

by 0;0; April 8, 2017

Brose

An endearing way to call your brother.

I heard about what happened, how are you feeling brose?

by Jawny April 22, 2020