Bronk

When something is really broken

I can't come out today. The cars bronk

by MrSidebottom June 26, 2018

Bronk

To wank whilst taking a shit

John: "Hey Steve, what did you get up to last night?"

Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."

by bronkey mcbronkerson August 18, 2010

Bronk

The art of being super creepy. A state generally attained when drinking alcohol.

Brent got really drunk and started to 'bronk' on these girls at the bar.

by big'ol'simone October 22, 2011

Bronk

Something cool. Like "Fly" for black people and "caliente" for mexicans and "kool beanz" for white people.

"I was at the club last night and they was playing this BRONK jam"

by Jon-Jon Bon'Que'Que February 19, 2010

Bronk

Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis

GUY 1: Holy shit! That cow just murdered someone!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!

by Bronkitis March 23, 2009

Bronked

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.

-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.

by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

bronk

1. to get shorted or messed with, to fall short of expectations screwed

2. very large or oversized fat

1. The runner-up got bronked by the judges.

2. Chad was bronked after finishing the entire meal.

by hodge April 26, 2005