When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.
Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.
by LoadHammer December 20, 2016
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1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"
by s_41_NT August 17, 2009
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Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010
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This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.
"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"
"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"
"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"
by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013
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by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014
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1. that f-150 has serious brotential, you oughta lift that shit.
2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast
3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night
4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone
5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.
2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast
3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night
4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone
5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.
by HipStir January 30, 2010
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by daniel danger October 29, 2008
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