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breasties

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two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )
Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.
by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009
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breasties

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Breasts, boobs, titties, jugs ect.
Damn that bitch got so nice ass breasties
by X April 20, 2005
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Breasties before Testes

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When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
by M.Hessler May 4, 2015
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Breasties before testes

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From parks and recreation, means girls before guys
Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023
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Besties with Breasties

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The term used when a male has a female best friend or friends.
T: Hey man, is that your girlfriend?

M: No dude, she is one of my Besties with Breasties.
by Kookookachooahahachoo#2 May 28, 2011
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Only the fattest of beats
I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.
by Paradigm. April 22, 2017
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Besties5Ever

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max and chiara are too quirky with their big strong smart gardening baller boxing muscles.
"max and chiara are so quirky! they must be the besties5ever!!!!"
by tooquirky June 14, 2021
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