by Bostrondude January 13, 2019
Get the Bortex mug.Everyone involved with the downward spiral affiliated with Brent Hatley, the disgraced producer formerly of the Howard Stern Show.
Have you seen the latest hotties in the Bortex??? Oh yeah, you mean Kelly Gums and Kilo? Hell yeah bro, there actually really hot!!
by Brentislying July 7, 2022
Get the Bortex mug.When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.
Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.
by LoadHammer December 20, 2016
Get the BroText mug.(Noun) a term used in reference to any person who has managed to survive his or her mother's failed abortion attempt(s).
The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.
The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.
"That baby is unusually cute......for a bortee."
Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."
Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."
Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."
Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."
by Timmy the Hutt March 1, 2011
Get the Bortee mug.When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.
Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.
by MFGriddles January 5, 2009
Get the Brotexting mug.noun, a text message sent by one person to another in the hopes of having a sexual encounter. A modern replacement for the Booty Call.
by Sheldon123 January 7, 2009
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