Borexit

The painful exit of a massive self-entitled Toxic Shit down the Crapper.
Eventually after many flushes it disappears leaving epic Tiger stripes on the way out.
An unwanted painful exit,

The Poundland version of a Trump Dump,

Jacob ." I say old boy I wouldn't go in to the restroom if I was you."
Rishi. "Why not?"
Jacob" I just had a Borexit and it's going to take a long time for the Stench to clear. You could of cut the air with a knife.It took my butler 6 flushes and a floor mop to dispatch it"
Rishi "Ok thanks for getting it done"

by Dan Lor Dan July 7, 2022

Borexit

When a slippery pig knows it's done for and does its foremost to evade the inevitable.
The size of an Arsehole.
The Gape of your Bunghole.
A person who incessantly drones on about Brexit.
The withdrawal from a market.
Retracting your Johnson from a pig.
Shuffling off the perch while balls deep in Pepper Pig.

Petre " I say Quentin that was a bugger withdrawing from that bore".
David "Yes it was a rather dandy time until someone threw a Spanner in the works with the prosciutto affair".
Petre "What a jolly good time we had at the Bullingdon club until Borexit".
David /Petre " Ha ha ha bloody fantastic".

by Dan Lor Dan July 8, 2022

Brexiting

Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.

F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving.
G: Apparently he's brexiting.

by DanielDosenbier March 17, 2019

brexit tackle

(In football) When one goes in for a tackle deliberately to shit on their opponent. Typically done to take an opposing player out of the match. Done by any means, even if the player committing the brexit tackle must receive a red card.

“The match was tied with 7 minutes remaining, so we had out least valuable player brexit tackle their striker into his fucking grave. It was biblical mate.

by ClinicalEagle69 April 21, 2022

Brexit Ball

Tactic on football:
Going beyond parking the bus, Brexit ball is the act of putting most, if not all players in the box to block shots and intercept passes.
Popularised by Sean Dyche's Burnley side, the tactic is shunned by the football world alike for its boring nature.

Despite the fact that Chelsea had 96% possession, and 47 shots, Dyche's Brexit Ball kept the ball away from the keeper

by 1997HondaCivic January 17, 2021

Brexit Street Party

Riot, esp. one resulting from food/medicine shortages or economic collapse.

"Stay away from city centre tonight, I hear there's going to be a Brexit Street Party."

by Pulger October 23, 2019

Brexit

Brexit
Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now

by ArabStud March 30, 2019