Borexit

The painful exit of a massive self-entitled Toxic Shit down the Crapper.
Eventually after many flushes it disappears leaving epic Tiger stripes on the way out.
An unwanted painful exit,

The Poundland version of a Trump Dump,

Jacob ." I say old boy I wouldn't go in to the restroom if I was you."
Rishi. "Why not?"
Jacob" I just had a Borexit and it's going to take a long time for the Stench to clear. You could of cut the air with a knife.It took my butler 6 flushes and a floor mop to dispatch it"
Rishi "Ok thanks for getting it done"

by Dan Lor Dan July 07, 2022

Borexit

When a slippery pig knows it's done for and does its foremost to evade the inevitable.
The size of an Arsehole.
The Gape of your Bunghole.
A person who incessantly drones on about Brexit.
The withdrawal from a market.
Retracting your Johnson from a pig.
Shuffling off the perch while balls deep in Pepper Pig.

Petre " I say Quentin that was a bugger withdrawing from that bore".
David "Yes it was a rather dandy time until someone threw a Spanner in the works with the prosciutto affair".
Petre "What a jolly good time we had at the Bullingdon club until Borexit".
David /Petre " Ha ha ha bloody fantastic".

by Dan Lor Dan July 08, 2022