Bonercoma

When a man realises he’s not actually had wood for several days, even on waking, and starts to get it in his head that his manhood is actually dying, which exacerbates the problem.

“Man, it’s been so long since I used my tool, it’s gone to sleep and I’m worried it won’t wake up now even if I need it to.. I think he’s slipped into a bonercoma”

by YibboShakie January 6, 2025

bonerloaf

Use when no other word will suffice.

Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'

Neil: Wow, that was... I mean it just... that's....
Bob: ...Bonerloaf?
Neil: Exactly!

by Barry Dinpoon May 8, 2007

bonercomb

When you put your hard long reptilian dick inside of a Honeycomb

My friend aiden did a bonercomb last night, he says it was legendary

by Mr.goofgoof January 28, 2021

bonermational

Something that is informational and gives you a hard on simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen those eyehandy videos on Youtube ?

Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !

by johnnygoesbananass August 2, 2011

Bonercoaster

Bone·ah·coast·ah
Slang.

1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."

2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."

1. "That's correct, my wife rode the bonercoaster last night."

2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."

by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006

Boneroma

The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.

I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.

Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.

Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Boneroma

The stank smell of a man’s junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.

My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020