As explained by the world's foremost perversion afficianado, John Waters, in the director's commentary for "A Dirty Shame", blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.
by Curtii September 15, 2005
Get the blossoms mug.1. Ever since Johnny got double fisted his blossoms are huge.
2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.
2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.
by Babs Johnson August 31, 2005
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Get the Blossoms mug.A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.
by neak January 19, 2005
Get the gin blossoms mug.(n.) -- a neologism for infelicitously-worded newspaper headlines which at first reading seem to mean one thing but upon second reading mean something completely different; often hard to figure out at first; called "crash blossoms" because one specific headline from a newspaper used the two words -- "crash blossoms" -- in a confusing way
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