Blockitis

When someone blocks you for no reason and you freak out when there phone dies because the messages don’t send it’s some type of ptsd

Not sure of a sentence for blockitis

by Bigbxo December 13, 2021

blockatiel

The unsung cockatiel hero against vulgar,pornographic,and unsightly images.Blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer.

What's this bird doing on my poster?
Blockatiel'd!

by Cockatiel Owner June 21, 2009

brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

blacktism

When black dick gets you so wet, it turns into a heavenly experience, and you may as well be having a baptism

omg, Josh totally gave me a blacktism last night

by caramel swirl May 26, 2016

brochitis

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.

Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis

by abags March 20, 2011

Itchy Backitis

The sudden onset of an itch on ones back. May be random or caused by an action. The only known cure is immediate scratching by one's significant other.

I was enjoying a TV show when I was confronted by suddenly having itchy backitis.

by Dr. Vanostron May 15, 2014

blackitist

A white elderly middle school science teacher who favors black people over white people. Especially when it comes to the science fair.

Blackitist: Why didn't you do your science project?
Travis: I aint' got nothin' to say.
Blackitist: Ok, go sit down. Next.
John: I didn't do it.
Blackitist: You mother f****r I'm gonna kill you, this is one time too many!

by Thorp[db] January 25, 2009