Bible

A bible is (1,000,000) one milion dollars cash could be bundled within rubber bands or what have you.

STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.

Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.

1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.

100 stacks equals a bible.

10 books equals a bible.

Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000

Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000

Jen: How much money do you have in that money market account?

Tom: around 17 bibles

Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000

by joey jaw breakers FLA June 21, 2022

Bible

That book that gets people kicked out of the library for putting it in the fiction section.

Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.

by The Final Facade November 23, 2014

Bible

A book written to record, what it's authors assumed to be, thet creation of human species.

The Bible in two sentences: God creates petting zoo. Things get out of hand.

by Arinthalas May 6, 2011

bible

The most ingenious marketing ploy ever to have existed

Over 1 billion users can't be wrong!

by bbbbbbb June 27, 2005

bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

bible

1a: The holy book of the Christian religion.
1b: The sacred book of Judaism.

2: A very inspiring book in any particular field.

1: While "The Bible" is often used to refer solely to the Holy Book of the Christian religion, the world actually has several meanings. In fact a more accurate description could be to describe the Christian Bible as "A bible" or "The Christian Bible" rather than just "The Bible".

2: "Tennis For Dummies is my Personal Tennis Bible!"

by Save May 28, 2005

bible

4 books of acid
10 hits is in a strip
10 strips in a book
4 books in a bible
guaranteed to screw you up

that bible made him go permanently insane

by joe goo October 21, 2008