befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

Befucked

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.

Well, this mission is befucked.

by Aevos June 22, 2016

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007

befucked

A peculiarly Irish way of using the word Fuck. By putting "be" before "fuck" the word has a similiar meaning to "could be". I am not sure of the origin, but probably some appropriation from Irish is likely, at least in grammatical form.

"She was as roughas befucked", used to describe a particulary ugly Girl.

by Vicferrari September 5, 2008

Befucked

Fucked up.

The Russians befucked the voting system.

by Aviator8808 August 24, 2020

Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

by Happenstance February 25, 2010