(1) An
elitist assholean method for signing
email
(2) An
email signature indicative of a laziness too pervasive to finish what one started (by simply adding the word 'regards' followed by a comma)
(3) The electronic sign off of any over zealous, ass kissing up-and-comer in academia (probably an intern or TA) who emails his professors a final draft before it is due
(1) Dear Mildred, I found the gumming you gave me last
night at the yacht club to be
sub-par. Therefore, I shall no longer be skipping the dessert course of upcoming functions in order to engage in necking, heavy petting or any other similar activities in the custodian's broom closet. Best, Charles.
(2) Bro, swt prty
lst ngt. Thnk I lft my shrt at yr plce. Best, Todd (a clear douchebag frat party boy's name, right?
(3) Dear
Dr. Failedwritingcareer, Please find attached my analysis of vowel sounds in the works of Alexander
Pope. Best, Herb.