Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021

Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

by LionsForce November 1, 2018

Bagel

(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.

When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.

by kahanetzadek November 22, 2011

Bagel

A word to describe a basic bitch, they taste good on the outside but are hallow on the inside.

“Damn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”

by Sky Steezy November 1, 2018

Bagel

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

by G shiznit May 13, 2005

Bagel

Bread with a hole in it.

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019