Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 23, 2010

Blurging

To blurg

Man, your sweater is BLURGING

by maroon6 November 29, 2011

Blurging

BL - ER - JI - NG
The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.

"What did you do at Nathaniel's party?"
"I did some Blurging"
"Nice! What does that mean?"
"Yeah"

by BotchedCookingExperiment April 10, 2024

Dole Bludging Step Watt

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

bludging

Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.

Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.

by Estoban July 8, 2006

Bludging

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Burging

To tweak about every little thing that concerns academics and New York sports, especially the New York Giants

Brendan: Anyone see Burge?
Kyle: Nah, but I heard he has a big macro theory exam tomorrow.
Brendan: Ah, classic Burg must be burging in his Burge-hole, as he does every day of the week.
Kyle: That kid is a tank!

by Larry McDick March 24, 2019