Bitchtits

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.

I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits

by The4Pillars January 25, 2011

bitchtits

1) Feminine breasts present on a male's body; the progeny of steroid use, over-eating, or horomonal disorder.

2) A derogatory nickname for a bitchy, silly, annoying person of objectionable moral fiber. Can be used affectionately, or seriously, normally in a command statement in the latter case.

-> "John does tons of 'roids, and has a strange testosterone deficiency, and thus has a set of knockers that merit the wearing of a C-cup sports bra at all times. Man, does he have some bitchtits!"

-> (Dialogue employed for illustratory purpose)
Ando - "Yo bitchtits go get me a coors light!!!"
bitchtits - "I don't want to!! Wahhh!! Did you know I'm a pro paintballer?"
Ando - "You're a bitchtits! Your pathetic nature rules out the possiblility of your posessing any athletic prowess, ever!! Go get me mah fuckin beer!"
bitchtits - "Yes master"

by Äärimmäisen lahjakas vuori pyö September 18, 2012

Bitchtits

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar

Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.

by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

bitchtits

A man having tits as big as a bitch's. (A man having huge jugs.)

Quote from Fight Club-
"Bob, Bob had bitchtits.

by ReyZ June 1, 2003

bitchtits

1) the result of a male eating waaaay too much food and resulting in having boobs like a girl's

2) a funny word

1) that kid has bitchtits and he is real fat

2) bitchtits ha ha ha

by irishmoron June 4, 2005

Bitchtits

Someone who is a little bitch. More commonly used between besties.

"What it do bitchtits!"

by Can't be bothered September 22, 2016

Bitchtits

A name referring to someone who is a bitch, but has nice tits.

boy: at McDonalds drive thru "do you want anything?"
girlfriend: "no thanks"
*he gets his food*
girlfriend: "omg i can't believe you didn't get me any food"
boy: "ok bitchtits"

by weeb2222 September 6, 2020