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Applestick

The act of recieving a blowjob while having applesauce on your dick.
Hey, would you like an applestick.
by Moustache cashstash January 2, 2020
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appledick

a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit
“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”
by davesthename June 24, 2019
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applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!
by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009
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applesack

a slang word for the male scrotum
I got punched in the applesack
by Rockmjd23 July 20, 2004
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appleistic

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

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Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

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by tafcruss January 2, 2013
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appleslicesb

the prettiest, loveliest, and most beautiful person in the whole universe 😩😩<333
"have you heard of appleslicesb aka Isabella? 😱😱"

"yeah! they're the loveliest person to exist I hear!😱😱😱"
by robin <3 August 31, 2021
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appletuck

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus
Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!
by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007
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