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alp stooge

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When you become an Australian Prime Minister and you make plans with the Illuminati to try and take over the world. Also another word for saying you are an idiot prime minister.
"Hey do you want to become an alp stooge"
"Uhhh I don't know..."
by xxX69_MFWGettingShrekt_21Xxx February 10, 2015
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A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski. It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass.
"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?"
by talley June 6, 2006
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Skiing in the Alps

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Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.
Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.
by funkspiel July 27, 2009
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Dutch Alps

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Guy 1: "Whoa! She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Meh. She's got dutch alps."
by X4nNu5 January 27, 2010
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1) A well known mountain range in Europe (Austria, Switzerland, Italy ) where it's possible to do some great skiiing and snowboarding.

2) "alp solid" (slang: "alpsolite") is often used instead of "rock solid".
1) "Since I went up and down the alps I don't even mind San Francisco's hills anymore."

2) "So you're sure this is gonna work?"
Yeah trust me, there's nothing more alpsolite"
by szu April 26, 2003
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Acronym for Average Likes Per Status. Pioneered by Bobby Mcgoon aka Bob Gorman. This is the only real measure of relevance, comedy, and popularity. Anything less than ALPS of 25 is insignificant and means that person shouldn't be on your friends list.
That man has some strong ALPS, I aspire to be like him one day.
by Paul Giarrusso May 13, 2016
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From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"
I can't believe you bought APB on release day. You really got found in the Alps on that one.
by Borium January 5, 2011
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