Absounding

The art of putting a dildo in your ass while inserting something into your penis

Absailing and sounding

Matt was ABSOUNDING with his girlfriends vibrator in his ass and his electric toothbrush in his eye end.

by Big Bob 76 May 11, 2011

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asspounding beat

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

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Astounding

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

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Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.

by Burley February 28, 2007

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