by Jonke January 5, 2023
Get the Absh mug.A close relative to the monster from "The Goonies" also known as a hill giant an Absher can strike fear into their enemies by sheer gut mass.
Run! It's Absher!
by Gnarlybeefstick December 7, 2016
Get the absher mug.Abshiro one of the most beautiful people on the planet. She will be so kind to you if you are back but if you are mean to her prepare to hide in your room for the rest of the day abshiro is the most taleneted girl you will ever meet she always makes a person smile even when they are upset. Make sure to have a abshiro in your life.
by Ahsksllansba July 12, 2018
Get the abshiro mug.1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.
2. An absolute asshole.
3. Navel; Belly button.
2. An absolute asshole.
3. Navel; Belly button.
1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.
2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!
3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.
2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!
3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
Get the Abshole mug.Response statement to a question. Example:
Q: When we go to the zoo, can we get snow cones!?!?
A: Abshurhootsies
Pronounced: Ab-sure-oot-seas
Rooted from the word Absolutely with an infusion of Sure, Definitely and it will be a hoot most certainly & seriously.
Coined by a goofy dad.
Used repeatedly to playfully irritate the wife and rally the kiddos.
Q: When we go to the zoo, can we get snow cones!?!?
A: Abshurhootsies
Pronounced: Ab-sure-oot-seas
Rooted from the word Absolutely with an infusion of Sure, Definitely and it will be a hoot most certainly & seriously.
Coined by a goofy dad.
Used repeatedly to playfully irritate the wife and rally the kiddos.
Will it be worth it? Abshurhootsies!
by Turquoise Squirrel June 24, 2018
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An asshole deserving his name by showing off his abs in almost every situation, like on the photos or when naked with friends/chicks, etc. Abshole is usually very proud of having abs and therefore doesn't mind slouching or generally having an awkward posture caused by flexing his abs.
- Person 1: Mike has cool abs in his profile photos.
- Person 2: Abshole.
- Person 1: Envious?
- Person 2: No, he is just abshole. Look how awkwardly bowed he is just to show off.
- Person 2: Abshole.
- Person 1: Envious?
- Person 2: No, he is just abshole. Look how awkwardly bowed he is just to show off.
by kovarov April 13, 2014
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