YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don'
t love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to
play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(
10,11 buff
cat with whiskers made from your mom's
special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the
trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis
break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
